Thursday, August 02, 2012

Love Is Just Around The Corner/How Much Is That Doggie In the Window

Did you know that Hollywood has been slowly brainwashing you so you will have sex with animals? Bet you didn't see that endgame coming! But John Nolte does!

And if you don't think that there are those who hold the levers of power in our popular culture that would like to remove the stigma from bestiality, you don't understand the depths of sexual depravity the human animal is capable of.

I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope." 
Then I grew up.
I recently became friends with a guy whose grandfather trained Lassie, and I'm dying to ask him about the role he has played in all this. Did they make Lassie sway her hips a little when she ran to rescue Timmy from the well? Was Gentle Ben maybe a little gentler than he needed to be? Did Flipper rub up against... actually we all know about dolphins.

It's interesting that I have never felt particularly attracted to pets, and yet a lot of conservatives seem to think that screwing the family cat always just a law or two away. They stay up nights worried that one day, unless society stops them, they're going to rudely surprise Rex because they just can't help themselves.  I suppose it's the same problem as alcoholics having to leave the room when you're taking a drink. I suppose ultimately the safest thing is to just convince a state in the midwest to outlaw pets.  

Might as well make it Texas, so most of them won't have to move.

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