tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27612105.post6082981553476262392..comments2024-01-11T02:23:42.118-08:00Comments on Keepin' It Real, Yo: Prosti-hackspiker62http://www.blogger.com/profile/10976799832683250524noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27612105.post-40229513877870597042009-07-17T07:30:52.477-07:002009-07-17T07:30:52.477-07:00OK, speaking of advertising. I was looking at my w...OK, speaking of advertising. I was looking at my wife's shampoo bottle. She is using this stuff called "Fructis" -- which sounds to me like a skin disease... I have "fructis," what do I do?-- anyway, on the bottle it claims to have special "micro oils" to make hair shiny.<br /><br />OK... so what the heck is a "micro oil"?<br /><br />How can you have a bigger oil, a smaller oil, or a micro oil? How does one "size" an oil? Isn't an oil, is an oil, is an oil?<br /><br />...now I'm starting to sound like George Carlin saying "How can there be Jumbo shrimp? Is it a shrimp or is it JUMBO?"Publiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15673569384659379202noreply@blogger.com