New York Is Where I'd Rather Stay, Thank You

A poll just named New York the most polite city. It has to be, and I'll tell you why.

If you've ever been there you know how crowded it is. Peoples apartments are so small they can't even fit in a kitchen, so they have to go out even to eat. You are forced to be around people all the time.

If New Yorkers weren't polite they'd have all killed each other by now.