I Should Consider Dropping the Music Show

I just was looking around for that mosquito ringtone - try it yourself, and see why you are closer to the end of your useful life than you thought!

You're in a mid life crisis

Your ears aren't what they once were and you have resorted to doing online hearing tests. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 12kHz

Find out which ringtones you can hear!