Mitt Romney, who threw himself onto the John Edwards Haircut bandwagon at breakneck speeds as it careened past him, has been revealed to have used the services of Hidden Beauty, a “a mobile beauty team for hair, makeup and men’s grooming and spa services.” He got two sessions at $150 a pop. I bet it was when he was doing those debates at the Regan Library, which is about a 20 minute drive from here.
The company is based in West Hills! So am I! And as you might expect, I've never heard of Hidden Beauty. There is a gated community called Hidden Hills around here somewhere, though of course it's hidden so I couldn't quite tell you where. It's kind of like the train platform to Hogworts.
Anyway, Romney was quoted as saying about Edwards that he pays $50 for a haircut, including tip - when you include bronzer treatments, this rounds up to $200 bucks, and that makes them about even. Maybe there aren't two Americas, after all. I can't wait to hear what Fred Thompson spends on makeup, though it's a safe bet his hair budget is pretty low. Guiliani, well, calculate by this:
I wanna see Romney "disappear" a guy like Edwards did:
ReplyDeletehttp://www-old.newsbusters.org/stories/abc_sleeping_man_john_edwards.html
Granted, it's off topic, but still cool to see the Silky Pony go all Criss Angel on a dude.
Judging by the screen grabs, that guy wasn't sleeping. He clearly was already dead by the time the cameras were rolling.
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is:
ReplyDeleteIt's beeter to be dead than to listen to John Edwards?
I think I'll add this article to my favorites in best women's magazines.Don't you object?
ReplyDeleteYes, I don't object.
ReplyDelete