a. Distinguish myself from the typical podcaster in the t-shirt with the orange Cheetos stains: and
b. The women go crazy for a sharp-dressed man, if you follow me.
In fact I barely rated a notice. ESPECIALLY from the women. Just now, as I was wandering around Bally's waiting for the show, a guy asked if I worked here because he was looking for the bathroom.
Let's call this a failed social experiment.
"women go crazy for a sharp-dressed man."
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me ZZ Top's been lying to us for 20+ years!!
The 'top would never lie... clearly, I'm simply not sharp-dressed enough.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was the clip-on tie?
ReplyDeleteThe tie is real; the suit is clip-on.
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