But He's Cool and Light In the Summer

H/T Wonkette!

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago.

"If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there," Lacasse said.

Half-breed - both sides were against him since the day he was born.

Sorry, wrong punchline - "Get a brain! Morans!"

Look, I shouldn't make fun like this. After all, the McCain campaign only has a handshake deal with him now. No contracts have been signed.