I just found out that Dick Cheney attended the inauguration in a wheelchair. He pulled a back muscle or two moving boxes. I wish him well, and hope he gets better soon, if only because he needs the strength to fend off all those book deals.
What I love the most about Dick Cheney leaving office is that he's going home to a life of enjoyable fishing and family life while the unhinged, uncivil left is still all twisted up inside over trying him for "treason" and putting him in jail. Even funnier is that neither Congress nor commie Obami will do anything to help the barking moonbats with their insane little plans!!
Or... Cheney is "going home to a life of enjoyable fishing and family life" UNTIL the "unhinged, uncivil left" (your charming term for a bipartisan congressional committee) begins an investigation into his wholesale attempt to destroy large sections of the constitution.
Until then, I'm positive he'll enjoy some decent fishing in whatever part of Wyoming isn't being drilled or mined.
Don't worry. He'll have many long years of well-deserved retirement with a great pension for his excellent service to the country.
And I'll enjoy the unhinged, uncivil left as they continue their uninformed and hate filled bile forever rising up in their throats, making their black hearts all the more black. I'll enjoy their discomfort during the commieobami administration.
"Mein Führer! I can walk!"
ReplyDeleteHah! As if he would call someone else that.
ReplyDeleteA credible theory, I think, only hampered by the fact that since it's out there, it's probably masking something even worse.
ReplyDeleteWhat I love the most about Dick Cheney leaving office is that he's going home to a life of enjoyable fishing and family life while the unhinged, uncivil left is still all twisted up inside over trying him for "treason" and putting him in jail. Even funnier is that neither Congress nor commie Obami will do anything to help the barking moonbats with their insane little plans!!
ReplyDeleteAnd they will HAVE to TAKE it!
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Or... Cheney is "going home to a life of enjoyable fishing and family life" UNTIL the "unhinged, uncivil left" (your charming term for a bipartisan congressional committee) begins an investigation into his wholesale attempt to destroy large sections of the constitution.
ReplyDeleteUntil then, I'm positive he'll enjoy some decent fishing in whatever part of Wyoming isn't being drilled or mined.
He's staying in Virginia, not going to Wyoming.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. He'll have many long years of well-deserved retirement with a great pension for his excellent service to the country.
And I'll enjoy the unhinged, uncivil left as they continue their uninformed and hate filled bile forever rising up in their throats, making their black hearts all the more black. I'll enjoy their discomfort during the commieobami administration.
It will be sweet, indeed.
Talk about unhinged... what's up with the weirdo comical misspellings? Kinda makes you look like you're ranting, dude.
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