Hope For Comics Who Can't Find a Handle On the President

At last, the Obama Code is broken!

"The beef, assuming it's in a port wine reduction, sounds, uh, amazing, but on the other hand, given that the chicken is, ah, locally grown, I'd be eager to try it."

This is the result of a careful study of Obama sentence structure by Garth Risk Hallberg at The Millions. Can this be the thing that finally gives our floundering national monolog community a template to ridicule the previously untouchable president?

(h/t Boing Boing)