I'm killing time outside the Barnes & Noble, waiting for my LASIK surgery. As you can see, I am wearing glasses.
Hopefully tomorrow you'll see another picture like this one only I will be smiling wider and not wearing glasses. It's also possible that it will be a picture of me with my eyes bandaged up, posted by my lawyers; but everything I've read so far suggests that's a remote possibility. I stand a better chance of getting the H1N1 virus.
Oh God, what my doctor HAS the H1N1 virus! I'll die of swine flu, blind and resentful. I bet I catch the ebola there too.
Well, I hope we see each other tomorrow.
(for more fun eye material, check out my podcast this week!)
LASIK is awesome. I had horrible vision (a hand 6 inches in front of my face was blurry) before, and great vision after, for about 5-6 years.
ReplyDeleteI have to wear glasses again now (just for far distances, and driving at night), but a far cry from the heavy ones I wore before.
You'll feel no discomfort fro mthe surgery, but a little "sand in the eyes" for about a day. Make sure to go back for those follow up appointments as well!
The Vicoden they gave me to relax pre-suregery was nice as well.
Good luck, and speedy recovery!
Good luck. I wonder if it would work for me? I don't have that kind of cash, though.
ReplyDeleteHere's a tip for some ready cash - get yourself a divorce. It liquidates a lot of assets.
ReplyDeleteTried that once. It didn't help at all. She came back.
ReplyDeleteA belated thanks to WAMK, for the good wishes. And he's absolutely right about the after effects.
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