The Search For Equivilency

Both these via Wonkette. First:



Logic puzzle - If von Brunn = Wright, then Wright has shot and killed museum guard? Shouldn't Wright more accurately be compared to Bill O'Reilly?

Next, via the weekly Comics Curmudgeon feature:

I'll just take my snark neat instead of adding the ice of my own comments. "This, however, is wrong, because wars involved tens of thousands of dead people, and even more people losing limbs and being psychologically scarred for life, and whole societies wrecked for decades, whereas a corporate reorg at worst means, what, we might be subsidizing some electric cars or something? "