Former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will participate in the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars,” facing off against pop singer Aaron Carter, actress Melissa Joan Hart, and former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin. According to DeLay spokesperson Shannon Flaherty, “Anyone who’s seen him on the dance floor at convention parties or weddings knows he’s going to surprise a lot of people — and in a good way. "I bet he wins the season too - not because he's a better dancer, but because the other dancers will be waylaid with mysterious arm-twist injuries.
Who needs arm twisting? Why, don't you know that Republicans can win any contest by getting the Supreme Court involved??
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