Power to Me!

I don't know how it happened, but I'm thrilled to report that my portion of Southern California HAS power,  Other's don't!

As I write this I'm using my big screen TV as a monitor while air conditioning AND a fan blasts me with coolness. I have a couple of Omaha Steaks Filet Mignons in the freezer, and for kicks I'm running one of those Van De Graaf generators with a Jacob's Ladder zzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzt zzzzzzzzt things buzzing away in the corner.

Look, lay off, it helps me sleep.