The DHS (which is a wasteful government agency that President Obama started) monitors your tweets. They're looking for troublemakers! According to Wonkette, this report contains most details of what they're looking for, but it's really long and bloggers have short attention spans. So instead, here's some of the red flag words that they culled.
Target
Subway
Southwest
Electric
Power
Cops
China
Smart
Help
Tucson
Sick
Wave
United Nations
Gas
Relief
Pirates
Response
Recall
Biological
Mexico
Ice
Watch
Social media
Oh hell, I mentioned ice just yesterday. Not online, but they have mics everywhere.
Gotta cut this one short - I'm grabbing some Subway for lunch then stopping at Target for an electric power strip. Oh and I gotta get gas.
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