A Thing I Like Coupled With A Thing I Can't Stand

I cannot watch reality shows - they make me break out in hives. But if I could, I'd give Dancing With The Stars a try this season, just to check the progress of the brains behind Apple Computing, Steve Wozniak. A geek with a lot of extra weight on him, Woz is the original dancin' bear: it's not that he dances well, it's that he can dance at all without mauling the judges and stealing their food.

After being so mistreated by Steve Jobs in his youth, one wonders if the dancing and the Kathy Griffin fling signal a mid-geek crisis for Woz. I say, viva la crisis!