Michael Steele Needs Jet Fuel and Junket Money

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You might think from the counter that the plan is to raise enough money to buy out Pelosi's contract. Or that the speaker of the house has morphed into FIRE PELOSI, an evil supervillain who must be defeated. But what's actually going on is the RNC is having a 40 hour fundraising drive which they are claiming they will apply towards beating Nancy Pelosi in November. In point of fact, the money will go towards profligate spending by Michael Steele, or buying up copies of Sarah Palin's book or some such, and will be completely spent by Friday afternoon.