The Left Is Just As Violent as the Right!

Look, here it is... footage of the entire left throwin' bricks and shootin' at Karl Rove, then calling him "honkey".

And it sure didn't help that Obama went on TV right afterwards to say that it was Rove's fault for riling them up. These Code Pink people are dangerous! They're hyperviolent, and their rallys are swarmed by the millions! The left is TOTALLY WORSE THAN THE RIGHT!

There IS NO RIVER In Egypt!

Sure, it's easy to point fingers at Republicans, but whom would you expect to be more angry, the stated "enemy" of the Democrat Party, or the very people from within the Party itself? 

I've also seen this talking point in comments by by good friend Publius (the commenter who hasn't joked about hiring someone to beat me) about the wave of threats and vandalism and violence in the wake of the HCR bill. And as near as I can tell, the point summarizes as follows.

We are furious, FURIOUS about the passage of the bill! But we're not angry about it.


What the hell kind of terrorism is this?! It's like Osama Bin Laden shrugging comically and saying, "hey, don't look at me!" All right, then, as you wish. Nobody is really all that worked up about health care reform. Nothing to see here. Let's stop talking about it and move on.

Who Hates America Again?

Tenthers.

A Letter From The Next Republican President

Am I airing the views of the other side or just too lazy to write my own comedy? You decide! Hat tip, of course, to Wonkette.

from Kristen Atkinson <[REDACTED]>
to ken@wonkette.com
cc jim@wonkette.com
date Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 3:26 AM
subject my story

Dear Wonkette editors,

I posted a very serious article recently in Townhall.com about witchcraft in the White House, and later realized that your website had made a farce out of it. I saw that your staff and readers made a lot of extremely cruel comments about me and my story. Why are you people so rude? Does anybody take anything seriously anymore?

Do you really, truly, seriously think it is OK for a president to use a forged birth certificate? Do you actually believe it is appropriate for a man who was raised a Muslim to pretend he is a Christian and go to a church for 20 years with an anti-American preacher? Do you really want a president who was brainwashed by communists since he was a child, up through university, to hate America to be our president? Do you think that it is fine if a family member of the president defiles the White House with voodoo? Don’t you know what fate could befall our nation as a result of allowing Satanic forces to gather over the White House?

After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this? How incredibly tragic. You folks don’t really seem to understand the extreme peril that our nation confronts. Stop making fun of me. Take off your blinders! Wake up!

Respectfully, Kristen

To backwards-quote Led Zeppelin: Oh here's to my sweet satan!

Guilt By Association

KTLA News
3:15 PM PDT, August 13, 2009

WESTWOOD -- A man accused of making threats against the White House led officers on a wild freeway chase that ended in a standoff outside the Federal Building.

The man was wanted on various local warrants, says police Sgt. Kevin Lowe.

His is also wanted for questioning by the Secret Service as part of a federal inquiry into threats against the White House, says Lowe.

U.S. Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan says the suspect made a threat but would not give details.

Police have not publicly identified him.

But the Daily Breeze is reporting that the red Volkswagon Beetle is registered to Joe Moshe, a resident in the 8300 block of Creighton Avenue.

You know who designed the Volkswagon? HITLER.