Thursday, October 03, 2013

The Tea Party: What Do They Want?

According to a Facebook page called The Tea Party, they want this!


The language is a little spare, huh? Let me help out, one line at a time.

BIDEN: NOW!
TOURISM AND INTERNATIONAL TRADE: FORBIDDEN!
SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES: VERBOTEN!
ANY SONGS, MOVIES OR BOOKS THAT DON'T CITE THE FOUNDING DOCUMENTS: BANNED! (Authors jailed!)
WELFARE: NOT A PROBLEM SO MUCH! BUT THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INGESTING!
NON-CITIZENS! YOU'RE ALREADY OUTLAWED BECAUSE OF ITEM 2!
ALSO RAISE TAXES AND LOWER SPENDING, LIKE CLINTON! AND WE CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO SELECT OUR OWN REPRESENTATIVES!

You're welcome as usual.

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