Friday, March 29, 2013

It Should! IT SHOULD Enrage You!

Please pick one: are you A. Enraged! B. Terrified! about Michelle Obama's Easter Egg hunt this year?


This year's White House Easter Egg Roll has been turned into a "fat camp" to inflict exercise and the First Lady's "Let's Move!" healthy meal plans on kids who want just want to celebrate the season on the South Lawn.An e-mail from the "Let's Move!" campaign says the Easter Egg Roll has been turned into a "Let's Move! Social":There will even be a physical activity regime, something called "sports courts," and cooking demonstrations to "educate families," the White House Easter Egg Roll web page says.
 You might think this isn't a rage-inducing idea, but take a look at the comments!

Too bad she did not plan a "vacation" for the Easter Egg Roll Day!This is so disgusting........can not wait until we toss them out of the White House......

Leave it alone Mr's Obuman. The Egg hunt is a tridition. You are just a wife not a queen so stay in the kitchen and leave our traditions alone. This is the kids party not yours. You should keep your self in your own household and stay out of ours. Keep in mind that the egg hunt is held on the lawn of the People's House, not your house for 134 years. Who the hell do you think you are to take that tradition away. If I could send my grandchildren they would show up wearing T shirts protesting your theft of another American tradition from children but I guess you would find some obscure reason to have them denied access or even arested. We dont like your idea of change. We didn't just start to like America like you did. We were born in America and we were all born naked and poor. Some were white, some were black, some were brown and some were a bit yellow. As intigrated Americans some of us fought and died for America and our traditions while ohers served as patriots in other ways. So hurry up and go back to Chicago and take your un-American atitude with you. ROLL OUT THE EGGS.

You have to admire the chutzpah and the arrogance of the obozos in presuming that we are all too stupid to adopt healthy eating and lifestyle choices without their interference.Their disdain for the population at large is palpable.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Why The Supreme Court Must Strike Down DOMA

  1. Corporations, per the Citizens United decision, are people.
  2. Corporations are ungendered; therefore, all of them are the same sex.
  3. Same sex unions are expressly forbidden in the Defense Of Marriage act.
  4. Any corporate merger could, therefore, be challenged and defeated.
You could say that SCOTUS could simply leave it up to the states to decide, but that would mean states decide WHICH CORPORATION gets to do business in them. Vonage could challenge ATT and wind up with all of Oregon. Sure it's a specious argument, but that's cold comfort if you're spending 3 years and millions of dollars of legal fees fighting it.

Monday, March 25, 2013

The 'Net Really Does Make Your Life Easier

If you're like me (and you probably are because as far as I can tell, I'm the only person who reads this) you are occasionally enraged by things that Donald Trump says. You wish you could argue with, and insult, him. Also, you might have the same reaction about Michelle (Japanese internment camps were great and totally justified) Malkin. You wish you could take them both down a few pegs but who has the time?

Well good news! They're taking up the slack for you.

Conservative pundit Michelle Malkin says Donald Trump is a “clown” and a “coward.” Trump says Malkin is a “dummy” and was “born stupid.”
The pair engaged in a back-and-forth Twitter war, kicking off with Malkin writing to her followers Thursday night that Trump supports the pro-eminent domain Supreme Court case Kelo v. New London, “cheered socialized medicine, smeared ‘my past’ & called me a dummy. #phony.” She also tweeted, “Still waiting for coward @realDonaldTrump to tell me what in my ‘past’ I should be ashamed of. #SmearMerchant.”
Trump responded on Friday, tweeting to Malkin, “at least dummy is true!” and “you were born stupid!”
If I'm choosing sides I'm on Team Malkin, who has never lost money on an Atlantic City casino or been bested by Merv Griffin in a real estate deal. But really why take sides? I finally found something from both camps that I can agree with.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Why Yes, It Has Been A While

Ages since I've written, eh? Been busy. Had a birthday, got accepted into a play (I'm a Forest Ranger in  weirdo musical gem Little Mary Sunshine, coming in April to a theatre near me!) and perhaps most importantly, have been ground down by politics again.

It seems like everything I can say about politics is best left to twitter, because the 140 character limit nicely encapsulates "No, YOU'RE wrong."  I'm only half kidding. It's clear that nothing I do will change things, and the electorate is moving back to the middle where the founding fathers wanted it.

Also, this blog ain't bumping up the ol' Klout score, if you know what I mean. Who reads blogs? Ain't nobody, that's who. So if I'm writing here it's not because you are going to read it. Clearly, you will not. I'm writing to keep my thoughts someplace.

This is a version of an entry that I do every six months, and usually within a week I'm back to posting blog entries regular like. So, take heart or be disheartened, depending on how you lean.