Monday, November 24, 2008

Cookie, Lend Me Your Colmes

Alan Colmes, whom all liberals look like, is leaving his plum pinnacle-of-respect position at the Hannity and Colmes show at the end of the year.

Roger Ailes is in a tizzy, frantically struggling to find another liberal to maintain fair balance across the network. There's talk of hiring Phil Donohue as a footstool for O'Reilly, for example, or promoting Susan Estritch to the position of Chris Wallace's hairpiece. More on this story as it develops.


Publius said...

Really? They ALL look like Colmes? And here I figured he was the most handsome of them. I mean, he IS on TV and stuff.

Danielk said...

Thanks for chiming in, Miss Coulter.

Publius said...

Ha, ha.