Monday, November 24, 2008

Cookie, Lend Me Your Colmes

Alan Colmes, whom all liberals look like, is leaving his plum pinnacle-of-respect position at the Hannity and Colmes show at the end of the year.

Roger Ailes is in a tizzy, frantically struggling to find another liberal to maintain fair balance across the network. There's talk of hiring Phil Donohue as a footstool for O'Reilly, for example, or promoting Susan Estritch to the position of Chris Wallace's hairpiece. More on this story as it develops.

3 comments:

Publius said...

Really? They ALL look like Colmes? And here I figured he was the most handsome of them. I mean, he IS on TV and stuff.

Danielk said...

Thanks for chiming in, Miss Coulter.

Publius said...

Ha, ha.