Thursday, September 02, 2010

Climbing On A Chair and Shrieking

What do Republicans fear? They're afraid the six members of the New Black Panther Party swung the last election. They believe scientists have a liberal bias. They fear terrorist babies. They are afraid that if Gay people get married that they, too, will feel compared to marry gay people. And animals. And now, they're afraid of Satanic Death Cults.

Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.

...“His provocative tweets could easily incite a rabid fan to commit violent acts against Fox News Headquarters and others he names," said Dr. Carole Lieberman, a Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist and author of "Coping With Terrorism: Dreams Interrupted."
Yes, the minions of John Cusak will arise and... uh... rent office space at Fox News to operate their Satanic Death Cult! Which would implicitly threaten retired Republican operatives! SOMEHOW!

Mathematically speaking, the threat would come from a subset of people - those who are both John Cusak fans AND members of a Satanic Death Cult. And can afford office space in Manhattan.

2 comments:

Publius said...

So you are for the "Satanic death cult" murders of Republicans, too, then?

Danielk said...

No, that's ridiculous. If the American people are unsatisfied, they should rely on 2nd Amendment remedies.