Tuesday, September 13, 2011

There Is No Tea Party, So There Was No Debate Last Night

Though if there WAS a Tea Party, hypothetically they would drive by you as you lay bleeding in a ditch.

Because you were, you know, too stupid to avoid an accident.

Meanwhile, how are those Tea Party policies playing in America? Let's just say swell, shall we? Americans love the refusal to govern, and they don't want Government meddling in unemployment. Yeah, let's say that.

2 comments:

Teri Schiavo said...

Instead of a hypothetical guy dying (like in this question), Democrats are fine with real people in comas dying.

Like me.

Danielk said...

Thanks for reminding me, Teri! You were another hugely successful public relations win for the Republicans.

And also, another inanimate object that they got all worked up about.