The War On Objects

Look, we know Americans want the government to do something about jobs, and they will! As soon as the Republicans stop the other things that threaten our way of life: Tire Guages, CFC light bulbs, teleprompters, and now paper clips.



Quit laughing, this is IMPORTANT. If George Bush were running the country this report would have been printed on gold leaf and bound with the finest silk, woven by a thousand virgins worms. And the plan would have been cut taxes and go to war with Iran.

Reagan would never have used paper clips or teleprompters!!!!!