Thursday, September 18, 2008

Palin's Convention Speech Zinger Re-Written

"What's the difference between a soccer mom and a delicate french poodle with anemia and a rare condition that makes her skin sensitive to sunlight? Lipstick."

Honestly you Republican guys, I cannot imagine Obama running an ad where the theme is that people are being DISRESPECTFUL to Obama. For that matter, disrespectful to McCain. For all their claims of gender-blindness, the Republicans are treating Sarah Palin like she is prone to fainting spells, like she can't do interviews because she's locked in her room, crying her eyes out at the mean treatment she's getting.

Tell you what. I'm going to lay off Palin. She's a sideshow anyway. As much as you'd like her to be the next president, that's not what the ballots say. So this way I can avoid treading on her delicate manicured toes and you will be able to devote your attention to John McCain, the maverick who will change everything.

1 comment:

GWK said...


And the Democrats are treating Obama like he is prone to speeches with prepared scripts, like he can't do Town-Hall debates because he's locked in his room and can't answer a question he doesn't know in advance, crying his eyes out at the mean treatment he's getting from naming Joe as VP, instead of Hilary!

You nailed it, KIR,Y. I guess 'real' is relative, in this case.