Tuesday, April 10, 2012

All Hope Is Lost, Almost

Ladies and Gentlemen, your next President of the United States is apparently Newt Gingrich.

Lying quote of the day:

“I am committed to staying in this race all the way to Tampa so that the conservative movement has a real choice. I humbly ask Senator Santorum’s supporters to visit Newt.org to review my conservative record and join us as we bring these values to Tampa.
Italics mine, because the notion of Gingrich doing anything humbly is... well, let's call it implausible. For example I know he claims to worship God but honestly, can you imagine him being so nice to a rival?

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