The Kind Of Guy I Am

I'm sitting in a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf © right now, and a lady was just kind enough to hand me my bagel, instead of me having to get it myself. "You don't need to give me a tip," she joked.

1. Immediately, my mind screamed out "Whatever you do, don't invest in show business";
2. I didn't say it, because I'm shy and I didn't want to step on her punchline;
3. I'm obsessed with finding a way to say it anwyay, on my way out;
4. I'm blogging about it.

That's the kind of guy I am.