The Lessons Of New Orleans

Look! It's George Bush! He's touring Georgia, a state recently devastated by a tornado. The second it happened, he made plans, got in a plane and high-tailed it over there.

And as you can see, Kanye West was dead wrong. He LOVES black people! He even called off the Secret Service long enough to hug one of them, though he was unable to hug back because he had to make a couple of calls. Here, he is making sure that the next Iran Nuclear evidence has at least some writing in Farsi on it.

Uh oh, time's up! Gotta move on to the next black person. Pat him down good first, boys!

(Click on the title to read the Associated Press biased liberal account of the trip)