a tweeted endorsement from Jeff Foxworthy, who freely admits that he is no smarter than a fifth grader. Between this and Kid Rock, I think Romney has got the thing sewed up. After all, if you're a fan of Kid Rock you'd naturally gravitate toward a clean-cut Mormon guy like Romney.
People were saying that Obama had a pretty good shot at the presidency, but that was before last Thursday, WHEN THIS HAPPENED:
Meanwhile, did you know that Obama is forcing you to pay higher prices for gasoline so that you'll vote for him instead of, I guess Ron Paul? It's true! Everything is true if Chuck Norris says it!
The fact is, rising gas prices are actually a win-win for Obama. When gas prices go up, more fuel-efficient cars are purchased, and that means Obama takes the credit (your credit) for the boost in the automotive industry by doting over the success of his stimulus monies. In addition, when gas prices go up, Obama will take the credit (again, your credit) for the increase in renewable energy industries. All at your expense, literally.I don't normally use this phrase when I'm quoting another blog, but read the whole thing! Obama totally controls the price of gasoline! If Chuck Norris is wrong, how could he have stopped all those criminals in Texas, huh? HUH?
...Increasing gas prices to wean us off gasoline to green alternatives is a ruse – a deceptive strategy laid on the backs of American citizens.
This president has mastered cloaking the truth in oratory rhetoric. Again, in last Saturday’s presidential address, Obama hailed his oft repeated petroleum apologetic: “While we consume 20 percent of the world’s oil, we only have two percent of the world’s oil reserves.” He repeated the same thing in early 2011. The problem is that two percent to which he refers is extant reserves not production. That’s deceptive!