A Point For Those Worried About The Middle East

Iran, “which holds the world’s second-biggest oil and gas reserves and supplies about 4.5 percent of the world’s oil production,” uses its oil power “as a strategic asset.” One mechanism to control the flow of petrodollars to Iran — whose oil production is worth $120 billion a year at current prices — is for the United States to control its appetite for oil. ThinkProgress has found that a carbon cap that reduces global warming pollution by 80 percent by 2050 would mean Iran would lose approximately $1.8 trillion worth of oil revenues over the next forty years — over $100 million a day...

And don't think that Iran doesn't have lobbyists, my friend. They're in there right now (probably paid by Iran but obstensibly working for somone else) fighting Cap 'n' Trade.

What the hell, let's just give 'em the nukes directly - we'll all be underwater by 2050 and they can't hurt us anyway.

Tea Party Not As Popular As You've Been Led To Believe

See below for a question from the most recent Fox News poll.

10. – 16. I'm going to read you the names of several individuals. Please tell me whether you have a generally favorable or unfavorable opinion of each one. If you've never heard of someone, please just say so. (RANDOMIZE)
SCALE: 1. Favorable 2. Unfavorable 3. (Can't say) 4. Never heard of 
*** SUMMARY CHART ***
Favorable
Barack Obama 50%
The Internal Revenue Service 49%
The Democratic Party 42%
The Republican Party 40%
The Tea Party Movement 36%
Nancy Pelosi 29%
Harry Reid 16%


Yes, even Fox News polls put Barack Obama, The Democrats, the Republicans AND THE IRS higher than the Tea Party. As I continually say, bias in news reporting doesn't make a difference. The IRS!!!! Don't forget to file this week.


Still, watch your back Harry Reid.

Jury duty part II

This is me NOT on jury duty. I was eventually picked to replace juror
#12 and dismissed 40 seconds later. See you next year, chums!

Quote of the Day

"I knew that we'd be buddies when I met her when she said, 'Drill here, drill now.' And then I replied, 'Drill, baby, drill' and then we both said, 'You betcha!'"

-- Sarah Palin, quoted by the Wall Street Journal, recalling a previous meeting with Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN).

h/t Taegan Goddard

My Goddam Civic Duty

Look, it's me. See those people behind me? Jurors.

Yep, we're all sitting in a big room in Van Nuys, waiting to be empaneled on a criminal jury. This is one of the great honor of our democracy, being allowed to participate in the justice system instead of turning it all over to corrupt officials. Part of the deal, I suppose is that while you have to endure the annoyance of hanging around this room all day (or god forbid, actually serving on a jury) you can at least rely on others doing the same when YOU are brought to trial for holding up a liquor store.

And really, is this any more annoying than my other plan, which was going to work and pushing that paper around for eight hours? I think not. In fact, this is a pleasant change of pace. I get to meet new people, I can surf the net on the county's Wi-Fi dime; it's actually the day off I needed. Plus, they tell us that we'll probably have a two-hour lunch.

The last time I did this I wound up on the same panel as Ray Romano (yeah, that one) and tellingly the lawyers knocked me off before Ray. Does it mean I am even more of a distraction than an internationally famous TV star? I'd like to think so. The jury is still out on that one.

No Complaining - Activism!

Internet radio needs your help. There's a bill working through congress which would tax the medium welllllllll beyond its income stream. Basically, it is an attempt to tax the competion out of existence, possibly in the hope that we'll all be forced to listen to Clear Channel again.

I don't want to listen to no Clear Channel.

Click the link to keep internet radio and college radio hummin'.

I Report, You Decide

Thanks to Ethan Persoff

How DARE You Stop Giving Government Money to Healthcare!

Here's a fun talking point.

On top of AT&T's $1 billion, the writedown wave so far includes Deere & Co., $150 million; Caterpillar, $100 million; AK Steel, $31 million; 3M, $90 million; and Valero Energy, up to $20 million. Verizon has also warned its employees about its new higher health-care costs, and there will be many more in the coming days and weeks.

Obamacare is already destroying big business! This is AWFUL!

I think the best source for an explanation for this comes from the same publication.

...When the Medicare Part D prescription drug bill passed in 2003, businesses were given a double subsidy to help cover the cost of providing prescription drug coverage to their retirees. The government picked up 28% of the cost of their retiree prescription drug plans, and businesses were allowed to both exclude that 28% subsidy from their income and at the same time deduct that subsidy from their income for tax purposes.

In 2013, that changes. Under the new law, businesses will still get the same 28% subsidy, and it will still be tax free. They just don't get to deduct the subsidy.

...This newspaper reported last Friday that while one company calculated a $100 million hit to its first-quarter earnings, its actual cost after taxes and subsidies, beginning in 2013, was closer to $7 million a year, or less than 1% of its profits last year.

Credit Suisse's response to the tax controversy was: "don't overreact to the hit on earnings." Morgan Stanley referred to it as "noise" that would have "no impact whatsoever" on their view of this earnings cycle. And UBS projected that the impact in virtually all cases represented less than 1% of market capitalization for affected companies.

So in other words, what's got conservatives worked up is that the government is no longer giving companies a tax break on the money the government is giving them. At first I thought they were upset that that government is stopping the subsidies entirely, but the government isn't even doing that! And why isn't that 28% a "government takeover of healthcare" - right, because it was Bush's government.

Marketing Finally Collapses on Itself

Unedited Footage Has A Liberal Bias

Evidence obtained by Brown tells a somewhat different story, however, as reflected in three videotapes made at ACORN locations in California. One ACORN worker in San Diego called the cops. Another ACORN worker in San Bernardino caught on to the scheme and played along with it, claiming among other things that she had murdered her abusive husband. Her two former husbands are alive and well, the Attorney General's report noted. At the beginning and end of the Internet videos, O'Keefe was dressed as a 1970s Superfly pimp, but in his actual taped sessions with ACORN workers, he was dressed in a shirt and tie, presented himself as a law student, and said he planned to use the prostitution proceeds to run for Congress. He never claimed he was a pimp.

As a right-leaning commenter says in the comments, "Editing raw footage to the point of dishonesty simply to make a partisan point? Who does he think he is, Michael Moore?" So now, the right is saying O'Keefe is as bad as Michael Moore! Fox will be rethinking that nightly show offer now!

The Dr. Dolittle School Of Geology

Here's how I think it works - anybody can get elected to Congress. However, if you display a certain IQ level you are given the go-ahead to run for the Senate. Rep Hank Johnson (D, GA) can look forward to a long career in Congress.

As an Wonkette commenter pointed out, this guy replaced Cynthia McKinney so it's still a step up!

...And The Crowd Goes Wild

I don't care how Sean meant it... the important thing here is how the crowd perceived it.

A Disappointing Outcome From A Promising Scenario

When Michelle Bachmann started making all that noise last year about refusing to turn in census forms, I started looking forward to delicious schadenfreude. Red states would be under-represented! Tea baggers would be hauled in by the revenuers! Well, according to Nate Silver, it's not happening that way. Ah well, one should be encouraged when people reject a stupid idea. Even Bachmann has.

And Ye Shall Know Them By They're Speling

Teabonics, h/t Wonkette

I Had A Feeling This Was Going On

Why oh why would Obama allow offshore drilling? An email published in The Washington Monthly reinforces the unstated theme of this blog.

Obama preempts the other side's most resonant arguments, which forces them to come up with more and more extreme claims in order to differentiate themselves. In the end, he occupies the reasonable middle ground and his opponents are Palinized. ...(I understand that the term "middle ground" is very slippery and dangerous here, but I basically use it to mean policies that, before the great crazy of 2009 had broad consensus support from large portions of both parties and the Broder/Friedman/Brooks axis.)

At the same time, the policy is a tailored, measured version of what the Republicans have urged -- so, yes, the headline is, 'Obama Allows New Offshore Drilling/Presses For Energy Independence,' but at the same time, California/Oregon/Washington where opposition is strongest isn't included, and there are environmentally-friendly changes to Alaska leasing policy announced at the same time. And again, as we've seen before, Republicans are sort of forced to twist and parse, and even to oppose things they have long supported, just because the Administration hasn't gone far enough.

Finally, by announcing the drilling policy without seeking to extract concessions, the Administration makes clear that it is their policy and they are the centrist/flexible/pragmatic ones -- making it harder for Republicans to argue that they accomplished this or that they forced Obama to do it. [...]

[O]f course, if there was any reason to believe that Republicans would engage in normal negotiation/compromise, then I see why holding this back and trading it for support of a broader package would make sense. But does anyone really think there are Republicans to negotiate with on this stuff? And if Republicans do come to the table, Obama still has plenty of room to give, including by simply agreeing to sign a law that makes proposals like this a matter of statute, not executive discretion.

I have been documenting this crazy "opposition no matter what" strategy for years now, and I'm starting to see how it's going to play out. Look for ads this fall saying, "Republican candidate X voted against tax cuts and jobs, and he said (positive sympathetic statement) in support of insurance companies and bank fat cats. This fall, vote for Democrat candidate X." Of course, Republican candidate X doesn't stand a chance because he's fighting off Tea Party candidate X-1.

Haha! You guys should have listened to Frum!

The Left Is Just As Violent as the Right!

Look, here it is... footage of the entire left throwin' bricks and shootin' at Karl Rove, then calling him "honkey".

And it sure didn't help that Obama went on TV right afterwards to say that it was Rove's fault for riling them up. These Code Pink people are dangerous! They're hyperviolent, and their rallys are swarmed by the millions! The left is TOTALLY WORSE THAN THE RIGHT!

You Know What? I Can't Blame 'Em

I've been registered as independent myself since the nineties. I usually vote Democratic because there are seldom any credible independent candidates, but maybe that will be changing soon.

Update: My friend WAMK is of the opinion that only the likely voters matter, so here's THAT graph.



I guess the revolution will have to wait!

Week In Political Violence Roundup

Though I have a political viewpoint, when I'm not on the internet I don't wear it on my sleeve. I don't put bumper stickers on my car, for example. And now and then, I'm reminded of why.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A Nashville man says he and his 10-year-old daughter were victims of road rage Thursday afternoon, all because of a political bumper sticker on his car.

Mark Duren told News 2 the incident happened around 4:30p.m., while he was driving on Blair Boulevard, not far from Belmont University.

He said Harry Weisiger gave him the bird and rammed into his vehicle, after noticing an Obama-Biden sticker on his car bumper.

Duren had just picked up his 10-year-old daughter from school and had her in the car with him.

"He pointed at the back of my car," Duren said, "the bumper, flipped me off, one finger salute."

But it didn't end there.

Duren told News 2 that Weisiger honked his horn at him for awhile, as Duren stopped at a stop sign.

Once he started driving again, down Blair Boulevard, towards his home, he said, "I looked in the rear view mirror again, and this same SUV was speeding, flying up behind me, bumped me."

Duren said he applied his brake and the SUV smashed into the back of his car.

He then put his car in park to take care of the accident, but Weisiger started pushing the car using his SUV.

Duren said, "He pushed my car up towards the sidewalk, almost onto the sidewalk."

Police say Harry Weisiger is charged with felony reckless endangerment in the incident.

Full disclosure here: we don't have Weisiger's side of the story. We don't know if he pointed at the bumper sticker, we don't know if he is anti-Obama at all. Maybe he just hates 10-year-olds. Who doesn't?

Meanwhile, Eric Cantor has been positively victimized by people shooting at him! Okay, not at him, his office. And okay, not exactly at his office.

A Richmond Police detective was assigned to the case. A preliminary investigation shows that a bullet was fired into the air and struck the window in a downward direction, landing on the floor about a foot from the window. The round struck with enough force to break the windowpane but did not penetrate the window blinds. There was no other damage to the room, which is used occasionally for meetings by the congressman.

And okay, not exactly his office. But there is no way anyone could consider this bullet falling from the sky through a window in an unmarked office building anything but a targeted attack on Cantor. It's way more an act of terrorism than the completely random propane line slashing that happened at the address those Tea Party members published.

As a matter of fact, considering that there is no proof that the Tea Party motivated or is behind any violent incidents, one thing is clear now at the end of the week: Fox News is lying to us again. The American people really aren't all that worked up about Obama and the health care bill at all! That's kind of a relief, because it means smooth sailing again. It means those congressmen who are stoppping the sessions are just being, well, lazy dicks. Message: we don't care.

Glenn Beck Saves America After All

(Reuters) - A new poll had good news and bad news for Republicans on Wednesday -- they lead Democrats in November congressional elections but would lose if a Tea Party candidate is included on the ballot.

The poll by Quinnipiac University said voters by 44 percent to 39 percent said they planned to vote for a Republican over a Democratic candidate in November, the latest sign of a rebirth of the Republican Party.

However, if there is a Tea Party candidate on the ballot, the Democrat would get 36 percent to 25 percent for the Republican and 15 percent to the Tea Party representative.

Go Go Go! I think the threat is exaggerated, because everybody knows the Tea Partiers are not exclusively Republican. I mean at least half of them are disenfranchised Democrats.

The poll was further evidence that the Tea Party movement largely draws from the Republican Party. It said only 13 percent of American voters say they are part of the movement.

...the poll found that 74 percent of Tea Party supporters are Republican or independents who lean Republican, while 16 percent are Democrats or independents who lean Democratic.

...And 10% have emerged from the bowels of the Earth to reclaim their rightful place as the masters of the outer shell.

There IS NO RIVER In Egypt!

Sure, it's easy to point fingers at Republicans, but whom would you expect to be more angry, the stated "enemy" of the Democrat Party, or the very people from within the Party itself? 

I've also seen this talking point in comments by by good friend Publius (the commenter who hasn't joked about hiring someone to beat me) about the wave of threats and vandalism and violence in the wake of the HCR bill. And as near as I can tell, the point summarizes as follows.

We are furious, FURIOUS about the passage of the bill! But we're not angry about it.


What the hell kind of terrorism is this?! It's like Osama Bin Laden shrugging comically and saying, "hey, don't look at me!" All right, then, as you wish. Nobody is really all that worked up about health care reform. Nothing to see here. Let's stop talking about it and move on.

A Little Historical Perspective

Lotsa 'Splainin' 2 Do: Making heroes out of cowards.

Read it.

Debate Techniques

As the Kansas City Star reports (h/t Ben Smith), Democratic Party headquarters in Wichita were vandalized over the weekend; assailants allegedly hurled a brick inscribed with anti-Obama rhetoric through a plate-glass window. A former militia leader took responsibility for the attack, which mirrored another, on a Democratic committee headquarters in Rochester. Democratic Reps. Louise Slaughter (an obvious target because of the controvery over the so-called Slaughter Solution) and Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona also had their offices vandalized.

...Williams and Odom (of the Tea Party and Liberty First organizations) both dismissed the argument that incidents of racism, homophobia and vandalism threaten to tarnish the movement. Williams said charges that Tea Party protesters hurled epithets at Democrats like John Lewis and Barney Frank were unproven, then suggested it wasn't beyond the realm of possibility that lefty infiltrator seeking to sully the Tea Partyers had been the real culprit. “There's a fringe element in every movement and every group in history,” Odom says.

If people buy this "lefty infiltrator" story, expect Tea Party fundraising to drop way way down. Still, that's Roberts Rules of Order - if rational debate doesn't get your point across, then the next allowable step is always deny the things you said before and vandalize the opposing debate team. And cut their propane gas lines! I mean after all, passing laws with a majority of votes is terrorism.

Pulling a Boehner Out of Context

Turns out we can! Who knew.

Condi, Sending

It's not fashionable to admit this, but of all the Bush cabinet, I did admire a handful of people. Colin Powell is one, obviously, because he got the hell out when it was clear that he couldn't keep the train on the rails; Ashcroft similarly. But then there is Condi Rice.

Former U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has endorsed former Hewlett-Packard chief Carly Fiorina in the Republican Senate primary, Fiorina’s campaign will announce today.

“California needs a representative in the U.S. Senate who is prepared to make the tough decisions necessary to address our most pressing challenges, including job creation and national security. Based on my personal experience, I know Carly is the best person to send to Washington to advocate for the people of our great state in the Senate,” Rice said in a written statement. “Carly is an experienced and respected leader who has delivered results for those she has served in the midst of immense challenges. I am proud to endorse her today.”

It's nice to see Rice emerging from the wreckage, even if only to make an endorsement that I don't buy. Thing is, Condoleezza Rice was one of the few people in the Bush administration who seemed to be intelligent, well-spoken, and not lying. This poses an interesting problem for a guy like me who so disagreed with the Bush agenda. Still, look at it this way: now that Bush isn't running things, Condi is free to pursue her own agenda. I can seriously say that I'd consider voting for her if she ran for something. It would depend on her stated positions, but at least I'd be willing to listen to them.

Of course, she hasn't got a chance of winning a Republican Primary because the Teabaggists would never allow it.

Now THAT'S Contructive!

If you elect me, I promise prevent the work of the DHS and stop it dead in its tracks. This fall, watch for a few senators to run on the "I promise to leave a child behind" campaign.

Just kidding. It's a brilliant tactic and it worked wonders when Newt Gingrich did it.

Mixed Message

...several Democratic offices around the nation had been vandalized in the days surrounding the House health care vote. Vandals have struck the Tuscon office of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ), the Monroe County Democratic Committee headquarters in upstate New York, Rep. Louise Slaughter’s (D-NY) Niagara Falls office, the Knox County Democratic headquarters in Ohio, and the Sedgwick County Democratic Party headquarters in Wichita, KS. The local Rochester ABC affiliate now has more information on the upstate NY vandalism, including an assassination threat against the children of lawmakers who voted for health reform:

No one was inside when the brick was hurled through the Democratic Patry Headquarters on University Avenue. Attached was a note quoting conservative Barry Goldwater: “Exremism [sic] in defense of liberty is no vice”. [...]

[Rep. Louise] Slaughter has been at the center of the push for reform. Last Thursday she received a chilling recorded message at her campaign office. “Assassinate is the word they used…toward the children of lawmakers who voted yes.”

The FBI is now investigating.

Well duh... who pays for all that repair work and secret service protection, and probably funerals and emergency medical treatment... the TAXPAYERS, jocko! You want to tax cuts AND violence against the government? You're paying for bricks AND the glass those bricks break! You're double-dipping yourself! If you guys can't get it together to steal an election, you should sit on your hands until next time. Let's be adult, shall we?

Go Sarah Go!

HANNITY: If it’s a strong conservative that gets the Republican nomination and then a tea party member runs as a third party candidate, do you have any worry about that?

PALIN: I do have a little bit of worry about that but at the same time that can be part of a healthy process, though. A third party candidate can really shore-up a Republican candidate in terms of that Republican candidate having to be very strong and sharp and debate aggressively, regarding the positions that they have taken.

A third party candidate, I think, Sean, can actually help in this process. And if nothing else a third party candidate is going to help keep the Republican Party being held accountable, too."

I'd like to see tea-party candidates spring up everywhere... not just in 2012 for president, but this November! Strike while the iron is hot! Let's throw socialist baby-killers like Eric Cantor out of office!

Momentum Is On Their Side

House Republican Conference Chairman Mike Pence and Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers holding a Capitol Hill news conference today on health care legislation.

Republicans Give Up Their Only Negotiation Chip

Democrats shouldn't expect much cooperation from Republicans the rest of this year, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) warned Monday.

McCain and another Republican senator decried the effect health reform legislation has had on the Senate, a day after the House passed the upper chamber's bill.

GOP senators emerged Monday to caution that the health debate had taken a toll on the institution, warning of little work between parties the rest of this year.

"There will be no cooperation for the rest of the year," McCain said during an interview Monday on an Arizona radio affiliate. "They have poisoned the well in what they've done and how they've done it."

"Give us this amendment."

"What if we don't?"

"We won't vote for the your bills."

"You said that in March. What else?"

"We'll say bad things about you on the news."

"And if we give you the amendment?"

"It's an election year... we GOTTA say bad things about you."

"Okay thanks for the heads up."

WonderBread Has A Free Republic Account

A simple gesture in protest to get the message across
Posted on Monday, March 22, 2010 6:06:01 AM by nesnah

As a gesture to all of the traitors that screwed over the United States of America last night, I propose the following:

Place a piece of bread in your toaster. "Cook" it until it is charred black. Place charred toast in a suitable envelope. Mail said envelope to your representative in DC.

They'll get the message.....

Fire Pelosi! STONE FIRE her!

After you send the toast, put rice in an envelope! To symbolize the marriage of America and Tyranny! And then, throw playing cards at your congressmen, for sorrow and hate.

Michael Steele Needs Jet Fuel and Junket Money

Check out GOP.com!

You might think from the counter that the plan is to raise enough money to buy out Pelosi's contract. Or that the speaker of the house has morphed into FIRE PELOSI, an evil supervillain who must be defeated. But what's actually going on is the RNC is having a 40 hour fundraising drive which they are claiming they will apply towards beating Nancy Pelosi in November. In point of fact, the money will go towards profligate spending by Michael Steele, or buying up copies of Sarah Palin's book or some such, and will be completely spent by Friday afternoon.

Believe Them On Everything Else Though

– Dick Morris, Fox News commentator, November 4: “A deathblow to ObamaCare.”

– Fred Barnes, Fox News commentator, January 20: “The health care bill, ObamaCare, is dead with not the slightest prospect of resurrection.”

– Robert A. Levy, chairman of the Cato Institute, January 26: “That’s why Obamacare is dead.”

– Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA), Minority Whip, February 24: “Speaker Pelosi doesn’t have the votes in the House. . . . It is futile for for them to continue to try and push something on the American people that frankly won’t result in better health care.”

– Rep. Dan Boren (D-OK), March 3: “I think the votes are not there and I don’t see where we get them.”

– Cantor, March 5: “Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi doesn’t have the votes needed to pass a health-care bill in the House of Representatives.”

– Rep. John Boehner (R-OH), Minority Leader, March 14: “If she had 216 votes, this bill would be long gone. They tried to pass it in September, October, November, December, January, February. Guess what? They don’t have the votes.”

– Boehner, March 17: Health care reform will pass “over my dead body.”

– Cantor, March 19: “[T]here’s no way they can pass this bill.”

-h/t ThinkProgress

Uh Oh.

Looks like health care reform passed.

Look, I was talking this thing up because I blindly support everything Obama does, but I never dreamed it would actually make it! Now OMFG are we screwed! For one thing, as of tomorrow there are no more private doctors! I can't pick my physician any more! And all the insurance companies will go out of business! You know what that means - no car insurance, no homeowners insurance.

What's more, Obama is going to decide that my mom is too expensive to take care of, so she's dead by 2011. I like my mom! What's more, since I'm middle class, I won't have access to any health care. So I'm dead too. As a matter of fact, we can expect the lifespan of the average American to drop down to age 40, just like it is in Europe.

And of course, since health care is going to be free for all the poor people and illegal immigrants,  (it says so right in the bill!) we'll have a flood of Mexicans coming over the border to have their abortions paid for.

Maybe it's better that I'll be dead, because America is, as of tomorrow, a socialist state run by a ruthless dictator whose name is Pelosi.

Man, I just hope I'm right. Otherwise I'm going to look pretty stupid when election time comes around. Not that we're going to have elections any more. It says so right in the bill!

Speaking Of the Tea Party And Racism

The incident occurred Saturday after thousands of Tea Partiers descended upon Capitol Hill to rally against Sunday's major vote on health care reform.

Some of the protesters targeted a handful of black members of Congress and one gay lawmaker as they walked from the House office buildings to the Capitol to make a procedural vote.

Reps. John Lewis, D-Ga, and Andre Carson, D-Ind., both members of the Congressional Black Caucus, said that a group of protesters hollered at them and called them the N-word.

"They were just shouting. Harassing," Lewis told Fox News. "People being downright mean."

Kristie Greco, spokeswoman for Democratic Whip Jim Clyburn, said a protester spit on Rep. Emanuel Cleaver who is black and said police escorted the lawmakers into the Capitol. Cleaver's office said he would decline to press charges, but Sgt. Kimberly Schneider of the U.S. Capitol Police said in an e-mail later: "We did not make any arrests today."

To their credit, Michael Steele went on the Sunday Talk Shows to throw the Teabaggists under the bus, as did Amy Kremer, who organized the rally.

Republican National Chairman Michael Steele and one of the organizers of Saturday's Tea Party rally strongly condemned the racial slurs that some black lawmakers alleged were yelled at them by some health care protesters as they headed for a procedural vote at Capitol Hill.

"I absolutely think it's isolated," Amy Kremer, the grassroots coordinator of the Tea Party Express, told Fox News on Sunday. "It's disgraceful and the people in this movement won't tolerate it because that's not what we're about."

Steele rejected the notion that the incident may make any association with the Tea Party Movement a danger.

"It's not a danger," Steele told NBC's "Meet the Press on Sunday." "It's certainly not a reflection of the movement or the Republican Party when you have idiots out there saying stupid things."

Considering the high regard in which Michael Steele is held by the Tea Party movement, this oughtta stop nonsense like that once and for all. I wonder if Amy Kremer will show up on Monday only to find her office supplies in a box?

Sadly I'm unable to find any coverage which will offer a better estimate of how many of the crowd were behaving this way. The best anyone seems able to offer is "some protesters." More than one, less than all of them. Guess you had to be there. Bet you're glad you weren't!

Hindsight-Related Whiplash

Moderator Grover Norquist then asked Rohrabacher to provide a “guesstimate percentage of Republicans in Congress who would share that view — not that they opposed the President at the time, but today looking back.” Rohrabacher replied that “everybody I know thinks it was a mistake to go in now”:

ROHRABACHER: Well, now that we know that it cost a trillion dollars and all of these years and all of these lives and all of this blood, uh, I don’t know many…

NORQUIST: Looking for a number. Two-thirds? One-third?

ROHRABACHER: I, I can’t. All I can say is the people, everybody I know thinks it was a mistake to go in now.

NORQUIST: That’s 100 percent.

Norquist then turned to McClintock, asking “what percentage”:

NORQUIST: Of Republicans in Congress, who would agree with the general analysis here that it was a mistake and/or we should go in.

MCCLINTOCK: I think everyone would agree Iraq was a mistake.

NORQUIST: Two hundred percents. Ok, we’re going to average these.

!!!

Then again, perhaps its nice to know that just because you're a member of EITHER political party doesn't mean you're stupid. So probably EVERYBODY who voted to give the President power to send troops thought he was nuts, just like I did at the time. Only difference is, I haven't spent the last seven years defending the decision.

Gee, It's So Hard To Pick Sides Sometimes

Gee, whom to support...

WASHINGTON — Conservative talk show hosts and columnists have ridiculed an 11-year-old Washington state boy's account of his mother's death as a "sob story" exploited by the White House and congressional Democrats like a "kiddie shield" to defend their health care legislation.

Marcelas Owens, whose mother got sick, lost her job, lost her health insurance and died, said Thursday he's taking the attacks from Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin in stride.

"My mother always taught me they can have their own opinion but that doesn't mean they are right," Owens, who lives in Seattle, said in an interview.

...Limbaugh, Beck and Malkin are skeptical about the story, saying there were other forms of medical help available after Owens' mother, Tifanny, lost her health insurance. They lambasted Democrats for using the story.

"Now this is unseemly, exploitative, an 11-year-old boy being forced to tell his story all over just to benefit the Democrat Party and Barack Obama," Limbaugh said on March 12, according to a transcript his show. "And, I would say this to Marcelas Owens: 'Well, your mom would still have died, because Obamacare doesn't kick in until 2014.'"

Beck, according to a transcript of his March 15 show, pointed out that Owens' recent trip to Washington was paid for by Healthcare of America, a group that has been lobbying for a health care overhaul.

"That's the George Soros-funded Obama-approved group fighting for health care," Beck said. "Since all of the groups are so concerned and involved now, may I ask where were you when Marcelas' mother was vomiting blood?"

Beck, who's from Mount Vernon, Wash., said there were plenty of programs in Washington state that could have helped Tifanny Owens.

Malkin dismissed Marcelas Owens as "one of Obama's youngest lobbyists" who has been "goaded by a left-wing activist grandmother," promoted by Murray and has become a regular on the "pro-Obamacare circuit."

Malkin also suggested there were other programs that could have helped Tifanny Owens, adding, "It's not clear that additional doctors' visits in the subsequent months would have prevented her death."

Tifanny Owens died in June 2007 of pulmonary hypertension, which is described as high blood pressure in the arteries of the lungs that can lead to heart failure. The disease is considered rare. While there's no cure, it can be treated.

The treatments can cost as much as $100,000 a year and must be "consistent and constant," said Katie Kroner, the director of advocacy and awareness for the Pulmonary Hypertension Association.

Plus, Beck and Malkin somehow failed to add, if that kid loved his mother so much, why didn't he go out and get a job, mmm? I'll tell you why - because government interference makes it illegal to offer jobs to kids! THAT'S what killed this child's mother, not the insurance industry!

Republicans DEMAND We Waste More Money

Item #1: The CBO estimates the reconciled health care bill will cost $940 billion over 10 years, and reduce the deficit by $138 billion over 10 years and by $1.2 trillion over 20 years. Republicans insist that we need to spend 1.2 trillion more than we need to, and that spending less would be socialism. What the heck, that's our kid's problem, right? Interestingly, saving $1.2 trillion is also "an affront to God" in the eyes of some Republicans, though they can't produce God's direct quote on the matter.

Item #2: Republicans are furious that the administration is selling off those formaldehyde-laced FEMA trailers instead of destroying them. The rationale they use is that the buyers could then resell them to ignorant poor people; but I think what's really bothering them is this:

FEMA officials defended the sale, noting that Congress has complained that the government has spent $220 million over three years to store vacant units.

See? That's $73 mil a year we could be throwing away!

And what is the one thing Republicans agree with Obama on? We need to send troops into Afghanistan.

Staged, Like the ACORN Video

This looks pretty weighted to me, so take it with a grain of salt. I mean, I assume that the guy teasing the man with Parkinson's doesn't think he has Parkinson's. On the other hand, maybe we should shut down the Teabaggers teabaggists, just to be on the safe side. We can investigate later.

The False Equivalence: Coffee Party Edition

William Jacobson at Legal Insurrection attempts to make something out of the fact that the attendance for some recent "coffee parties" was predominantly white males. This does not mean the Coffee Parties were racist, he says, any more than the same ratios meant that the Tea Parties are racist.

Agreed.

What indicates the Tea Parties are racist can be found here.

Tea partiers should have at least flinched when Mr. Tancredo attacked President Barack Obama by invoking his middle name of Hussein -- that shopworn technique of not-so-subtly suggesting some nefarious Iraqi connection. Or perhaps when he blustered that "people who could not even spell the word 'vote' or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House."

But when the Republican bomb-thrower suggested that Mr. Obama won because the nation lacks a civics and literacy test for voters, the crowd should have been stunned and alarmed. Surely, anyone familiar with this country's civil rights history should have been. For decades, such tests had one purpose -- to prevent blacks from voting. And to make reference to them in context of the country's first African-American president? That's not some slip of the tongue or moment of political incorrectness. That's the stuff of Klan rallies.

Anyway, no matter what the coffee parties' racial mix (or shall we call it blend) it hardly matters - they were tiny, ill-attended quiet affairs where instead of blaming the government, people blamed the corporations. Why can't OUR nutty extremists get organized?

Quote of the Day

This one comes from frequent pseudoanonymous commenter GWK who is the first person to weigh in on this post at Where Are My Keys, re the Democrats:

F'ing SCUM-BAGS.


How do these droid's even look themselves in the eye before they go to sleep at night?

It reminds me of one of my favorite bits of dialog, from Larry Gelbart's brilliant parody Movie Movie.  In it, young boxer Joey Popchik tells Red Buttons: "When a man says what's right, what's good, what's real, and what's true, then his mouth is ten feet tall."

Enough Already!

You may think I'm pretending to be disgusted by this story, as a means to giving it more exposure, but I'm sincere. I don't care about the personal lives of politicians as long as they're not selling off a part of the country to maintain it.

Utah's House majority leader said late Thursday he paid a woman $150,000 to keep silent about going nude "hot-tubbing" with her when she was minor a quarter century ago.

In a shocking statement on the House floor, Kevin Garn, 55... said he paid her to keep quiet about the incident during his unsuccessful U.S. congressional bid in 2002, but did not have sexual contact with her.

Garn said the woman, who he didn't identify on the floor, has been calling news outlets and that he wanted to be open about the incident that occurred when he was 28 years old, before any stories appeared.

A woman identifying herself as Cheryl Maher told The Salt Lake Tribune that she and Garn were in a hot tub nude when she was 15 years old.

"This has just been a nightmare for me," Maher said in a telephone interview with the newspaper from New Hampshire. "I just want to tell the truth because it's part of the healing process for me."

Garn told The Associated Press early Friday that Maher was the woman and that they were nude during a "spur of the moment" skinny dip. He said she worked for him in a warehouse.

"We sat there and that was it," Garn said.

First of all I believe him. Second, personal lives etc etc. Third of all, it was a quarter of a century ago, when Garn was a private citizen. There are plenty of legitmate reasons to hound our elected officials - can't we focus on them?

As If Polls Mattered

Americans HATE OBAMACARE!

Well it's trending good anyway.

Unfortunate Messaging, Canadian Style

Just to show that it's not always American Republicans:

Props to Martensville for honoring Piccatto, but maybe there is some way to get people out to a "pig roast" without a photo of this most horrific terrorist act.

(h/t Wonkette, who are ten times snarkier about it)

Comfort For Rasmussen Poll Readers

Gallup Daily: Obama Job Approval

According to Rasmussen, Obama is at a -21 points today. According to Gallup, he's a +6. Rasmussen doesn't poll moderates for its approval numbers, for those of you who are out of the polling loop.

The People Who Decry Reconciliation

Pretty easy pickins, but what the hell. Guy gets hungry sometimes.

Maybe the Fundamentals of the Economy ARE Strong, After All

The millionaires’ club in the U.S. grew by 16 percent in 2009, following a 27 percent decline in 2008.

Families with a net worth of at least $1 million, excluding primary residences, rose to 7.8 million in 2009, an increase from 6.7 million a year earlier, according to a survey of high- net-worth U.S. households conducted by Spectrem Group.

“With the markets trending upwards, we expected an increase,” George H. Walper Jr., president of Spectrem Group, said in a telephone interview.

What are you doing with your million? Me, I'm upgrading from those Budget Gourmet frozen dinners to the Stouffers. They're just tastier, you know? Oh and new socks! And the rest I'm investing in any insurance or oil company that turned a profit last year... why look, it's all of 'em!

Meanwhile:

While the number of American multimillionaires rose last year, Americans continued to suffer from the Great Recession. The unemployment rate reached double digits, millions of Americans lost their homes, and wages for most workers stagnated. The United States is unique among industrialized countries in its enormous income inequality. Data from the U.S. Department of Labor shows that if income inequality continues to rise at the current rate, the income gap in the United States “will resemble that of Mexico by year 2043.”

At which point the illegal immigration problem will finally be solved.

Finally, a Democrat Gay Sex Scandal

Massa said he had just gotten up to sing Auld Lang Syne and had finished dancing with the bride and bridesmaid -- in full view of cameras -- when he sat back down at a table with male staff members.

That's when he made the "inappropriate" remark.

"One of them looked at me and, as they would do after, I don't know, 15 gin and tonics, and goodness only knows how many bottles of champagne, a staff member made an intonation to me that maybe I should be chasing after the bridesmaid, and his points were clear and his words were far more colorful than that.

"And I grabbed the staff member sitting next to me and said, 'Well, what I really ought to be doing is fracking you,'" he said.

"And then [I] tousled the guy's hair and left, went to my room, because I knew the party was getting to a point where it wasn't right for me to be there. Now was that inappropriate of me? Absolutely. Am I guilty? Yes."

But Massa said the staff member "never said to me that he felt uncomfortable" and "never went to anybody."

Rather, he said "somebody went to another staff member who was uncomfortable for him. It was a third-party political correctness statement."

Hey he's retiring for unelated health reasons anyway. Also, mitigating factor:

"I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't gonna vote for the president's budget," Massa said. "Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man? ... It's ridiculous."

He continued, "By the way, what the heck is he doing in the congressional gym? He goes there to intimidate members of Congress."

There, THAT'S the Rahm Emanuel that we were promised. That's the bad cop to Obama's good cop. Go get 'em, Jaws!

More On The RNC Fundraising Strategy Debacle

I didn't notice this detail in the bombshell about that embarassing powerpoint memo leaked to Politco last week. Turns out it wasn't exactly leaked.

The 72-page document was provided to POLITICO by a Democrat, who said a hard copy had been left in the hotel hosting the $2,500-a-head retreat, the Gasparilla Inn and Club. Sources at the event said the presentation was delivered by (RNC Finance Director Rob) Bickhart and by the RNC Finance Chairman, Peter Terpeluk, a former ambassador to Luxembourg under President George W. Bush.

Hehe! The Bush Administration, a gift that keeps on giving. Sadly for them, in this case I mean "giving out hard copies instead of trusting people to take notes." I wonder if they were just assuming no one will be interested in Republicans for a few more years? Easy assumption to make.

Best Liveblog Ever!

I'm not ashamed to admit that Wonkette's liveblog of the Oscar ceremony last night works on levels I couldn't even have imagined.

These Guys Really Know How To Tell A Story

Someone has leaked an RNC power point presentation to Politico. And while the guide to upcoming fundraising strategies is doing some damage to Republicans for its dismissive attitude toward potential donors, it looks to me like it's a shame that they'll have to go back to the drawing board because I can't imagine worse messaging. Look at this, will ya?

First of all, there's that stupid Joker/Socialist thing. They tried to whip it up last year and it mostly resulted in head scratching. It's like they're so conservative they'll even go back to things that didn't work, just because they're not new.

Pelosi as Cruella De Vil (correct spelling) is potentially effective messaging to 5 year olds, the same way that attacking Rush Limbaugh 'cause he's really fat would be. But what the hell are we trying to say with Reid and Scooby Doo? Reid is a bumbling simple-minded dog whose efforts result in success every time. Doesn't this automatically paint the Republicans as old man Wiggins, who was going to scare off voters with phony ghosts and phantom threats, and he would have succeeded if it wasn't for those Democrats and their stupid dog?

Incredibly, the RNC is claiming that Michael Steele had no knowlege of this misguided campaign; how are we supposed to think these guys can fix the country if they can't even get rid of their most prominent incompetent? Its just like when they stood behind George Bush even as his approval ratings went gracefully swan-diving into oblivion. They still stand behind him now, for the most part.

Free advice for the next draft, boys: Try Droopy.

PS: From Wonkette's comments, re the American Gothic gag:
“Hey middle america! Would you rather vote for us, or a bunch of ignorant farmers?”

Another Next President Of the United States Out Of Action

This guy had potential - virulently anti-gay and representing the meat-and-potatoes county of Kern (petroleum and fast food are the chief economic engines), I give you Roy Ashburn!

Sources tell CBS13 a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning.

The California Highway Patrol pulled over Senator Roy Ashburn at 2:00 a.m. Wednesday after an officer noticed a black Chevy Tahoe swerving at 13th and L Streets.

Ashburn, a father of four, is a Republican Senator representing parts of Kern, Tulare and San Bernardino Counties with a history of opposing gay rights

When the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, the driver identified himself as Senator Ashburn. He was arrested without incident and charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level higher than .08% or higher.

A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

Ashburn was booked into the Sacramento County Jail and released on $1,400 bond.

Voters in Kern County clearly have mighty bad gaydar. Look at the man! I mean, just look at him. Note to Republican voters everywhere - take a close look at any of your candidates who publicly speak out against any gay rights. Really. Just sayin'.

Brenda Starr, Girl Reporter

Sarah Palin last night on Jay Leno's show:

I think the mainstream media is quite broken and I think there needs to be the fairness, the balance in there — that’s why I joined Fox. Fair and balanced, yes. You know because, Jay, those years a go that I studied journalism it was all about the who, what, when, where, and why, it was not so much the opinion interjected in hard news stories. … As long as there is not the opinion under the guise of hard news stories — I think there needs to be clear differentiation.

Clearly we were all wrong about the nature of Palin's gig... she's not going to be a pundit or commentator, but an old-fashioned shoe-leather journalist! Just the facts! Like Fox News' intrepid Griff Jenkins! I look forward to seeing her out there, keeping her opinions to herself, just delivering the hard facts, dressed in a trenchcoat and shouting above the gale-force winds.

Unless she's just lyin' again about everything.

Another Talking Point Down

The porkulus bill did NOTHING except burden our descendents.

The counter argument comes from the CBO, which was the non-partisan voice of truth a couple of months ago but by the end of the day will be considered Pravda.

WASHINGTON, Feb 23 (Reuters) - The massive stimulus package passed last year to blunt the impact of the worst U.S. recession in 70 years created up to 2.1 million jobs in the last three months of 2009, the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office said on Tuesday.


The package boosted the economy by up to 3.5 percent and lowered the unemployment rate by up to 2.1 percent during that period, CBO said.

Of course, that's Reuters talking, and they're an arm of the Obamitler Black House. If this was actually accurate news, Fox would report on it; I'm guessing it's going to get very little play on that network.

How Are the Talking Points Holding Up, Hmmm?

The way to bring down insurance costs is to deregulate.

Business has our best interests at heart, we should forbid lawsuits and deregulate.

We should privatize social security.

Can't wait to see what happens at the bipartisan meeting tomorrow!

Where's Your Deliverer Now?

(Title quote courtesy of Edward G. Robinson, The Ten Commandments. Probably inaccurate)

Scott Brown is no longer the man who saved the Republican party. Now he's a traitorous bastard!

Yeah! Way to double cross millions! Plus let me remind you, he still hasn't killed that communist health care plan in Massachusettes!

I warned you guys!

Best Wishes To Dick Cheney

The former Vice President is said to be resting comfortably after a bout with chest pains today. I wish him the best.

Medically, anyway. Look let's be honest, I consider the man a war criminal. As it happens he committed his war crimes for the right reasons, because he believed that torture strengthened the country that he and I love. I disagree with him on that but, well, his heart was in the right place.

So again, best wishes to a man whom I wish had made radically different decisions than the ones he made.

C Paul AC

Tom Schaller at Five-Thirty-Seven:

But the most revealing result from CPAC 2010, one that didn't surprise me but ought to wake up national political reporters, is this one: Ron Paul won this year's CPAC straw poll with 31 percent. Next best was Mitt Romney with 22 percent. Amazingly, Paul's support was more than that for Sarah Palin (7 percent), Tim Pawlenty (6), Mike Pence (5), Newt Gingrich (4), Mike Huckabee (4), Mitch Daniels (2), and Rick Santorum (2) combined. Yes, that's right--combined. By compare, just a year ago, Paul tied with Palin for third at 13 percent, with Romney winning and Bobby Jindal (who dat?) second at 14 percent.

Five months ago in this space, I speculated that this new conservative movement is fueled to a significant degree by a lot of ginned up former Ron Paul supporters. I mentioned and quoted at length from Dana Goldstein's fanstastic reporting that connected the Tea Party movement to residual Ron Paulites. When is the national media going to finally make these connections?

Instead, the kooky, historically revisionist, apocalyptic ideas of Glenn Beck and Ron Paul are treated with equivalency to those of the majority Democratic Party in Washington and--here's the key point--these movement activists and their ideas are often discussed without much mention of their connections to Beck or Paul. Beck earns his share of attention, granted. But there is almost no recognition whatsoever of the true origins of this conservative backlash. The movement is instead covered as if it is the somehow the byproduct and wind in the sails of national Republicans like Michael Steele, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, when in fact it is operating wholly independently of any or all of them. And remember that these are people who, as Nate pointed out earlier this month, believe that the president is a socialist Muslim interloper born in Africa; who, as I suspect, somehow think that earmark and tort reform will solve our deficit problems; and who, as we saw today, cheer without any sense of internal contradiction as Beck boasts about educating himself for "free" at a public library system paid for by the very taxes he complains about.

Point being that you can't trust the media - not because they are biased towards one side or the other, but because they're biased toward drama. Politics is simply not as entertaining as CNN makes it out to be, let alone Fox.

Them last three words is, of course, very good advice.

But ultimately the reason why the Republicans are so hard-pressed to provide alternate solutions to the problems they're trying to run on is because their leaders are either entertainers or people crazy theorists like Paul. If they really SAY that we should legalize drugs or 9/11 or Medicare must be stopped, it's all over for them. The whole Republican revolution depends on keeping their ideas under wraps, which means they appear to be running solely to regain power. And that's why I can't see how they'll win.

The Right Agrees With Me

Given the comments in my last post, apparently the right has no more regard for the speakers at CPAC than they do for ridiculed actors Wesley Snipes, Nic Cage and Zha Zha Gabor.  This theory is borne out by the straw poll they took... apparently they believe their last, best hope to win 2012 is Ron Paul.

No wonder these guys worship Rush Limbaugh - he's the only guy among them with any self-esteem!

Tasteful Rightwing Comedy

"Not that he wouldn't have, but he can afford an accountant! AmIRight?"

Here Dino!

I'm willing to donate money to Rick Perry if I am convinced that he'll follow through with his succession rhetoric and get Texas out of the United States. Check this out!

Nearly a third of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time, and more than half disagree with the theory that humans developed from earlier species of animals, according to the University of Texas/Texas Tribune Poll...

• 38 percent said human beings developed over millions of years with God guiding the process and another 12 percent said that development happened without God having any part of the process. Another 38 percent agreed with the statement "God created human beings pretty much in their present form about 10,000 years ago."

• Asked about the origin and development of life on earth without injecting humans into the discussion, and 53 percent said it evolved over time, "with a guiding hand from God." They were joined by 15 percent who agreed on the evolution part, but "with no guidance from God." About a fifth — 22 percent — said life has existed in its present form since the beginning of time.

• Most of the Texans in the survey — 51 percent — disagree with the statement, "human beings, as we know them today, developed from earlier species of animals." Thirty-five percent agreed with that statement, and 15 percent said they don't know.

• Did humans live at the same time as the dinosaurs? Three in ten Texas voters agree with that statement; 41 percent disagree, and 30 percent don't know.

And people wonder why Dell is losing market share - their IT people believe that power spikes are God's way of punishing outlets.

In A Nutshell

Jackpot!

Good news, Republicans - Scott Brown isn't a RINO, he's a TEABAGGER!

Cavuto interviewed Scott Brown today (he touted it as an exclusive interview) and asked him to comment on the tragedy that struck Austin, Texas... Instead of denouncing it as a domestic terrorist act or a lone wolf nut---he didn't hesitate to use it for his own political advantage and said this:

Brown: and I don't know if it's related but you can just sense not only in my election and being here in Washington, people are frustrated. That they want transparency. They want their elected officials to be accountable and open and talk about the things that are affecting their daily lives. So I'm not sure if there's a connection there I certainly hope not. We need to do things better.

Hey, the guy's just flying a plane into a government building just like we all want to... am I right? Hennngh?

This Oughtta Buy 'Em Some Votes

It's too early to tell anything, but I'm a blogger and we jump to conclusions here. I'm prepared to retract any mistakes as the facts come in.

So you have heard about this:



Guy crashed a small engine plane into a Texas building which housed several offices of the IRS. The Austin-American Statesman thinks it was flown by the guy who wrote this.

I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn’t limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change. I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at “big brother” while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won’t continue; I have just had enough.

I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying to believe it wasn’t so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer. The cruel joke is that the really big chunks of shit at the top have known this all along and have been laughing, at and using this awareness against, fools like me all along.

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.

The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed.

Joe Stack (1956-2010)

You certainly can't tell from the letter if he's a rightwing or leftwing crazy, though there's a strong whiff of Glen Beck in his words. On the other hand, he's from Los Angeles.

Still, I hope that Steve Doocey of FOX AND FRIENDS won't try to peddle that "for the most part all the people who tried to blow airliners out of the sky pretty much look alike, look similar" line again. Because I'm betting that Joe Stack and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab share few identifying characteristics.

I'm anxious to hear whether this is incident is ignored or denounced at CPAC; and I'm hoping at least one of the Tea Party Boys says "well it's wrong what he did, but he did it for the right reasons." Going to be an interesting news cycle!

Oh For Heaven's Sake, Just Admit It's Because He's Black

It's more funny than sad. But it's still sad. But it's pretty funny.

Look, there's gotta be a reason why bipartisanship isn't working - I'm putting a little money on the R word.

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Personally, I LIKE My Fellow Citizens To Be Able To Read

But apparently, that's just me.

The sudden buzz over the relative value of senior year stems from a recent proposal by state Sen. Chris Buttars that Utah make a dent in its budget gap by eliminating the 12th grade.

The notion quickly gained some traction among supporters who agreed with the Republican's assessment that many seniors frittered away their final year of high school, but faced vehement opposition from other quarters, including in his hometown of West Jordan.

"My parents are against it," Williams said. "All the teachers at the school are against it. I'm against it."

Buttars has since toned down the idea, suggesting instead that senior year become optional for students who complete their required credits early. He estimated the move could save up to $60 million, the Salt Lake Tribune reported.

The proposal comes as the state faces a $700-million shortfall and reflects the creativity -- or desperation -- of lawmakers.

"You're looking at these budget gaps where lawmakers have to use everything and anything to try to resolve them," said Todd Haggerty, a policy associate with the National Conference of State Legislatures. "It's left lawmakers with very unpopular decisions."

Most conservatives don't like public schools, which they perceive as a breeding ground for liberals; the idea that younger people tend to be more liberal and have been since the beginning of time isn't the issue, as far as they're concerned. Anyway, the most important thing is to ensure that the rich hold on to their historic tax cuts. If it means whittling away at education until the typical Peruvian kid is more knowlegable than one of our'n, then so be it. The rich kids will still be able to afford school, right?

If It's Cold, There's No Such Thing As Global Warming

But what about if it's warm? What if you had to ship snow to Vancouver just so the Olympics could go on as planned? Why doesn't this prove that Global Climate change is a reality?

By the way, all the money you're saving by not retrofitting to cut down carbon emissions? You're going to wind up spending it on coffee.

A New Blog Idea

I was just perusing this: It's a blog which comprises nothing but editorial cartoons making the point that since it's really cold right now, there must not be global warming. Incidentally, it's pretty warm outside in Canoga Park, so there must not be. (h/t to Comics Curmudgeon for the link)

Anyway, it's inspired me to hunt down cartoons for my new blog, IF CUTTING TAXES CAUSES PROSPERITY WE MUST NOT HAVE RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT. Then I'm going to follow up with IF WE ATTACKED IRAQ THEN THERE MUST NOT BE ANY MORE TERRORISTS. Ha ha! It's funny because cartoons prove that it's true!

Sarah Palin IS the Next George Bush After All

Washington Post/ABC Poll puts her favorability at 37% and unfavorabilty at 55%, which in Rasumussen math means the American People love her at a -18%. Beats that Barack Obama fellah!

FOXNews.com - What Do You Think Tea Party Movement Is About?

FOXNews.com - What Do You Think Tea Party Movement Is About?

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See the results... I may not be able to rely on these guys to keep the election year entertaining after all!

Give A Man A Rope, He'll Hang Himself...

...teach a man to make rope, and he'll hang the people who taught him.

Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal owns a 7 percent stake in News Corp — the parent company of Fox News — making him the largest shareholder outside the family of News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch. Alwaleed has grown close with the Murdoch enterprise, recently endorsing James Murdoch to succeed his father and creating a content-sharing agreement with Fox News for his own media conglomerate, Rotana.

Last weekend, at the right-wing Constitutional Coalition’s annual conference in St. Louis, Joseph Farah, publisher of the far right WorldNetDaily, blasted Fox News for its relationship with Alwaleed. Farah noted correctly that Alwaleed had boasted in the past about forcing Fox News to change its content relating to its coverage of riots in Paris, and warned that such foreign ownership of American media is “really dangerous.”

Haha! I'm tired of concern trolling. The teabaggists aren't my Golem. Best of luck you guys. Have fun energizin' your base! Also.

The Country Of Texas

The Snow! It Proves Everything!

So briefly before I drive to work in the rain, let me ask the conservatives something that they won't answer. It's really really cold this week. It's snowing so bad in Washington that they closed the government buildings. Most commentators are taking the opportunity to claim that this proves that there's no such thing as global warming.

However, isn't it possible that the steps people have taken for the last 50 years has had an effect? That banning CFCs (for example) has allowed the greenhouse heat to escape, and make it really really cold all the time? And that this is therefore a reason to stop all attempts to curb all Gorean policies before we're plunged into a permanent ice age?

Palin/Brown 2012!

Quote of The Day

Is it a big deal that Palin wrote some notes on her hand? No, not really. Lots of politicians carry notes with them (if not, as in Palin's case, literally on them). If this were Mitt Romney, it wouldn't have been a particularly big story. Nevertheless, politics is inherently contextual, and this was something that was bound to play into every negative caricature of Mrs. Palin. Somebody needed to take Palin aside and tell her: Honey, this is going to make you look ridiculous. Can't you write on a notecard instead?

-Nate Silver

If At First You Don't Succeed, Take the High Road

I haven't mined WAMK for material in a while but I think there are two interesting things in the epic comments battle from this post.

One - Madeline's Dad says this at one point: Obama is popular, but his policies are not. I'm not going argue with that; poll data backs him up. And if the polices are unpopular it's because the opposition has succeeded in painting them that way. But that's fine too - it's a return to adult politics. I'd much rather see this than mud-slinging. There was a lot made of Scott Brown's brief appearance 20 years ago as a nude model, and just on the basis of that unfairness he earned my support. If it doesn't have to do with politics it doesn't belong in the campaign.

Still, as happy as I am with the right over this emphasis on lying about policies over lying about personality, I can't help but notice that they seemed to have arrived at it after failing so spectaularly to gain traction with personal smears during election season. Don't put it down to nobility, put it down to switching tactics to go with what works better. Lee Atwater's ghost is waiting, probably in his own private room in the RNC offices, until he's needed again.

Two - Here's a sampling of my remarks in the comments, all about my belief that perhaps Obama's budget projections could turn out to be accurate.

...Interestingly, those big spikes on the chart happened after recessions. Just sayin'.




...Since the point is unusually low you could argue that it will tend to normalize; if that's the case it might even shoot up higher quicker.

...Anyway, neither one of us knows what's going to happen; we should check back in a few months. You were right about Obama's popularity after all. Perhaps you're right about this.


That's the tone I take all through the discussion, which is why this response surprised me.
 
Can you point to any single benchmark prediction the Obama Administration has made that has been met? I can't. Why do you put blind faith in his predictions on his budget?


BLIND FAITH! This is how Fox hosts characterize Juan Williams and Alan Colmes and the host of other wishy-washy centrists who appear in their studios. Anything that doesn't jibe with the echo-chamber is far-left-loony. You can easily see where this "liberal media bias" idea has come from, based on the above exchange.
 
Incidentally there are probably a good half dozen or so projections that were met or exceeded, but the talking points focus on employment because it's dramatically off estimates. No, I don't know what they are. I'm supposed to be working right now. If I get a chance this weekend I'll google a little and post 'em here. Hope I'm not wrong!

Pity That You Can't Ask, Shame That He Can't Tell

Here's my thinking... if you're homophobic at all, and you're showering with a roomful of strangers, wouldn't you rather be able to know which ones are the homosexuals? I mean, as far as you know now, they ALL are. And this is good for unit cohesion?

Donate Now, Receive Runaway Best-Seller

Sarah Palin used her PAC money to buy up copies of Going Rogue, then sold them at a profit to subsequent donors. It's legal! And is uses all free-market principals.

I'm not sure the practice proves that she's not really popular though. Let's face it, this kind of thing cannibalizes sales, so it would work like Cash For Clunkers - load sales up front but kill then down the line. And ultimately Palin did okay with the book overall. So the only real thing to get mad about here is the idea that you're donating money to a woman not realizing that she's getting to pocket a fraction of it as royalties. And if you're not already furious that after you gave her all that money that the's not even RUNNING for anything, this probably won't make it any worse.

A Poll Both Annoying and Illuminating

Understand, the source is suspicious as hell - this poll of self-identified Republicans was commissioned by Daily Kos. So most Republicans would reject it without even looking. On the other hand, I imagine that they would agree with the results I'm going to quote, while vigorously decrying Kos's conclusions about what they mean.

For example:

Should Barack Obama be impeached, or not?


Yes 39
No 32
Not Sure 29

Kos' conclusion is that this is out of the mainstream of most Americans; but everything I've read on the right suggests that they believe all Americans think Obama should be impeached. Or they're about to think that.

Do you believe Barack Obama was born in the United States, or not?


Yes 42
No 36
Not Sure 22

It's nice to know that more Republicans are sure he was born here than don't; but it's a little stupid that more are certain that he wasn't than are not sure. Similarly:

Do you think Barack Obama is a socialist?

Yes 63
No 21
Not Sure 16

I guess it depends on whether you define "socialist" formally or as just a kind of muttered insult.

Anyway I'd be interested to see whether any of my conservative pals thing Kos exaggerated the NUMBERS in the poll. Even I think he went overboard on the conclusions.

Light At The End Of The Tunnel

Perhaps obstruction for its own sake is no longer seen as a good thing. Here's John Boehner on Meet The Press yesterday:

I think the President’s proposal on freezing nonsecurity domestic spending is a good first step, but it’s only $15 billion for each of the next three years. I think we can do much better than that. I don’t think any agency of the federal government should be exempt from rooting out wasteful spending or unnecessary spending. And I, frankly, I would agree with it at the Pentagon. There’s got to be wasteful spending there, unnecessary spending there.

You know who else says that? Nancy Pelosi. And I say it too, though nobody's gonna quote me in their blog.

It's interesting that Boehner says we can do MUCH BETTER than that, suggesting that there must be a huge chunk of perceived waste in this military, more than the domestic programs to help the poor and keep the schools going that they've been hacking at for years. It will be fascinating to see if the other Republicans pick this talking point up. If they do, I'll start believing that they actually are interested in making America better. Come on you guys, it's a gimme. And you even get to disagree with Obama, though you have to back up Pelosi.

Just One More Thing About Last Friday's Q & A

Pretty nice work - dude oughtta ditch the teleprompters more often.

To be fair, every time Bush appeared before a room full of Democrat critics on camera he... uh... wait, I need to do a little research. I'll get back to ya.