Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Michael Bay's Directorial Style, Boiled Down to Its Essence

Put twelve jugglers in a room. Have them jabber at each other. Then hire a cameraman to run at top speed around the jugglers for 2 hours and 10 minutes. Every 12 minutes, set off firecrackers. At the two hour mark, set off lots of firecrackers.

For the quiet parts, have one of the jugglers sit it out for a few.

Transformers II now playing at a multiplex near you!

1 comment:

Warner Todd said...

He deserves one word on his tombstone to describe his style:

Michael Bay
Obnoxious Director