Obama Scandals To Date

Hat Tip to Gawker, which collects all the Obama scandals in one place! I'm reposting to show that I'm not afraid of 'em.

For the record: Rod Blagojevich, One appointed tax cheat, two withdrawn tax cheats, one withdrawn financial scandal, is Michelle pregnant?, Jon Favreau caught groping a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton, Rahm Emmanuel's basement apartment not properly zoned, and some office romance that I hadn't even heard of.

I feel betrayed! Because all of this stuff really, really matters. If only there had ever been a scandal involving a Republican, maybe it wouldn't look so bad.